I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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