also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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