it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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