Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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