Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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