I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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