I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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