If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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