I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Everclear isn't food dammit
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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