So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
