do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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