big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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