scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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