well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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