Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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