So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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