I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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