you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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