when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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