Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
