Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
