Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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