As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am available for nakedness
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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