If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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