so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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