Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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