worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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