Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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