he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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