I want to have your abortion
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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