omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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