you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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