You can't special order awesome
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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