So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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