I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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