Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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