she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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