Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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