I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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