I don't think brook has ever known best
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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