Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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