I think scott just propositioned me for sex
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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