Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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