he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
