We're like a lot better than the average bears
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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