Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
