Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize