Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
