you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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