i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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