We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
